http://blog.pigtailpals.com/2011/08/waking-up-full-of-awesome/
In honor of this blog, I am thinking of reasons why I am awesome. Here I go...
1. Because I'm Joe's mama!
2. I'm fricking hilarious sometimes.
3. I'm a good cook.
4. I am searching for my own pair of ruby red slippers. They HAVE to be glittery.
5. I "owned" a drill by age 6. I used to drill holes in the porch.
6. I know all the words to Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff," which was Number One the week I was born.
7. I invent new words on a regular basis, a lot of them dirty.
8. I can tie 3 knots in a piece of licorice with my tongue before it gets too soft and falls apart.
9. I am telepathically connected with one of my cats. (He may be a mind-reading alien. I'm not sure. The other cat is just absolutely adorable but rather useless.)
10. My legs have literally stopped traffic at Station Square on a Saturday night.
11. Dirt doesn't scare me. Neither does grease or spit.
12. I'm honest to a fault.
13. I know a LOT about pop culture as it pertains to music. So do a lot of my friends.
14. I wear plastic frame dark green glasses. Sometimes I wear plastic frame dark purple glasses.
15. I have a friend with the college nickname of "Flounder." I love him to pieces and his wife is the closest thing to a twin I'll ever have, right down to the swearing.
16. My blog has an awesome name.
17. I broke a tooth while singing along with Grace Slick to "Somebody To Love" at the top of my lungs.
18. I had a lady stop me at the grocery store today to tell me my shirt was hilariously awesome.
19. When I break something, I do it with style and mess it up real good. ($6000 deer damage to my car, anyone?)
20. I have a pink chrome-y piggy bank.
And the last one...
21. Because Charlie said I was. (I cleaned that up a little.)
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